The Twelve Days of Christmas - Kuk Sool Style!

 To the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas

On the ______ day of Christmas Kwan Jang Nim gave to me…

1. A bong across both of my knees!

2. Two front break falls!

3. Three fan techniques

4. Four pressure points!

5. Five Sohn Peh Kis!

6. Six high kicks!

7. Seven bongs a spinning!

8. Eight ki cho ja kis!

9. Nine new techniques!

10. Ten press-ups pressing!

11. Eleven elbows striking!

12. And a whole new family!

Timmy the Hyper Dan Bo Nim

 To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

You know Kerry and Karen,

Lou and Carl.

Vincent and Kim,

Don and Brian.

But do you recall

The most hyper dan bo nim of all…?

Timmy the sugar-high dan bo nim

Does a lot of weird training

Somersaults and intense striking

And soon an uber-cool handspring

All of his other classmates

Used to gasp in shock and stare

They’d never seen an old guy

Fly so high up in the air

Then one Tuesday class sometime

Kwan Jang Nim came to say

Timmy with such energy!

Won’t you just take it easy?

But Tim would never listen,

And still he trains really intense.

But we all love him anyways,

Cause he’s so full of excellence!

The Saturday Woes

 To the tune of "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow"

Oh the warm up inside is hurting

And I forget the Korean wording

I dropped my staff - down I go

Got the Saturday morning woes.

My break falls are quickly failing

And I find each time I’m bailing

But I must continue yeah I know

Got the Saturday morning woes.

As the class ends now I’m sore

But it was worth it all again

As I head for the old door

I’m glad I got to see my friends!

I may have messed up my hyungs

And my techniques were just flukes

But I’m happy now as I go

Maybe I don’t have Saturday woes!

Little Thursday Class

 To the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy"

Thursday night

Parum pa pum pum

Hyungs in sight

Parum pa pum pum

Bend your knees, Morgan yells

Parum pa pum pum

He’s putting us through class

Parum pa pum pum!

Rumpa pum pum

Rumpa pum pum

Four directions

Parum pa pum pum

Then we’re done

Rumpa pum pum

Kicks done on the bag

Parum pa pum pum

Give us achy legs

Parum pa pum pum

Spin kicks need more ki

Parum pa pum pum

But now I’m too dizzy

Parum pa pum pum

Rumpa pum pum

Rumpa pum pum

Later we’ll have some fun

Parum pa pum pum

Before we’re done

Rumpa pum pum

Kuk Sool Wonderland

 To the tune of "Winter Wonderland"

Ki haps loud - maybe louder

In the class, with our founder

Kuk Sool Calgary

Is the place for me

Learning, growing, having a blast!

As it snows we’ll be drilling

Kicks and strikes are so thrilling

I love it a lot

It’s my favourite spot

Learning, growing, having a blast!

In the dojang everyone is training

Doing their best and doing great

Outside it may be snowy, windy, raining

But we’ll try our best not to be too late!

At our tests, we’ll be breaking

Keep an eye on time that’s taking

There’s lots to go through

But I believe in you

Learning, growing. having a blast!

Saturdays it’s fun to go to Pho Mai

Everyone’s invited, check it out

It’s so much fun just being all together

And really isn’t that what life’s about?

Years go by, members changin’

People come, then go a’rangin!

Kwan Jang Nim’s a rock

We’re the sheep in his flock

Learning, growing, having a blast!

Learning, growing, having a blast!